Somewhere missing, Prince Harry slipped up telling a soldier friend that he is totally head over heels, gaga in love with Paris Hilton. According to sources close to Prince Harry, he's been fixated on Paris ever since he received her sex DVD anonymously a couple of years ago. Rumor has it he watches the DVD repeatably whenever he's off duty.
Harry has been MIA and AWOL from duty for about a week and speculation has it he's flown to America to his true love Paris Hilton. Harry is in love and wants to save his damsel in distress.
If you think the Royal family hated Diana, you have not seen anything yet. An American commoner in the Royal Family, shocking to say the least. Speculation has it, there is a plot already in the pipeline for her unfortunate, untimely, unexpected accident.
It appears the young couple first started talking, after Hilton's incarceration, on the phone. They've had nothing else to do Paris in the can,, Harry in the military, but not in Iraq. Apparently, the two have hit it off, and Paris is turning 180%, dedicating he life to charity. Harry is dedicating his life to Paris.
Even though Harry will most likely see no real action in the army, being married to Paris Hilton will be the next most brutal thing, The marriage should do very well here are some of the things the two have in common:
- Prince Harry was born into British royalty - Paris Hilton was born into American royalty.
Prince Harry's mother died in a terrible accident in Paris - Paris Hilton's name is Paris
Prince Harry has stayed in the Paris, Hilton - Paris Hilton wants Prince Harry to occupy the Paris Hilton too.
Prince Harry wants to be treated like any other soldier and do his time - Paris Hilton wants to be treated like any other inmate and wants to do her time.
Prince Harry has a release date - Paris Hilton has a release date.
Prince Harry dresses like a Nazi at costume parties - Paris Hilton goes to costume parties.
Prince Harry is fixated on Paris Hilton's sex tape - Paris Hilton made the sex tape.
Prince Harry is super horny - Paris Hilton is super horny
Prince Harry's IQ is very high, backed by the finest education money can buy - Paris Hilton is not dumb.
The lovers have already come up against their first obstacle standing in the way of marital bliss.
The Royal Family wants, a full blown Royal wedding, with all the pomp and circumstance, featuring the Vienna Boys Choir. The couple will arrive in a horse drawn carriage procession ending at Buckingham Palace.
The Hilton's want to have a theme, Texas barbecue wedding, with Budweiser on tap and rodeo bull riders. The couple will arrive in a stretch Humvee with a hot tub filled with karaoke singers. This will take place at the Paris Hilton.
We're sure the British subjects are going to welcome Paris with open arms; the Americans think the match is the stuff fables are made of.
Form the desk of
Buck E Filbert