London - (Ass Mess): UK media sources have hit back at UK Prime Monster's tortured claims that he is being hounded by them "just like Pricess Diana".
"We say bollox to that!" a TV news spokesman said today.
"For ten years we've bent over back wards for Tony. But it's the public's reacion to his arselicking of George Bush that the real story.
"Cash for peerages is pretty bloody bad, everybody's agreed.
"Even the gagging of the BAE slush fund that doshed up dodgy foreign princes doesn't go far enough for most.
"What the British public really hates is the constant sucking up to psycho madman George Bush like he was some kind of deity.
"And that's what's making the average Jo Public puke his guts out each time Blair tries 'engaging' with the press.
"Guess he still doesn't see it.
"Bush has been a PR disaster for Blair from day one.
"If he'd made the Yorkshire Ripper his Minister for Women's Affairs he might j-u-s-t have got away with it.
"But sucking up and toadying to the world's number one lunatic arsehole George Bush is what has finally sealed Blair's destiny as a chump who'll go down for treason.
"And still he doesn't get it!"