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Wednesday, 6 June 2007

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Up s**t creek without a paddle today: Blair is at the G8 meeting

London - (Ass Mess): Two large pantechnicons arrived outside No 10 Drowning Street this morning as police began reposessing personal artefacts belonging to UK Prime Monster Tony Blair and his gargoyle wife Cherie.

According to witnesses some of the items removed from the premises today include all the Blairs' personal computers and laptops as well as their private banking documents, correspondence and other paperwork which cops in the cash-for-honors have only just got a warrant to seize in their newly re-opened probe.

The area has been sealed off to reporters and forensic experts have begun swabbing down the Blairs' private quarters.

Blair and his wife are currently back in the Fatherland where the G8 is meeting to discuss how on earth they can rally round the beleagured UK Prime Monster ahead of his much anticipated arrest for selling peerages to the IRA.

Source close to New Scotland Yard have said "it's just a matter of maybe a dozen days or so".

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