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Tuesday, 5 June 2007

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The 2012 swastika is just visible in the center of these rings

London - (Ass Mess): Hundreds of people have telephoned NHS Direct saying they had fits and seizures after seeing the new-style Olympic swastika for the London 2012 Games.

The logo has caused widespread offence after being branded a 'pink-ass swastika' that could trigger epileptic fits.

Photo-sensitivity expert Professor Graham Harding had told the UK press that it should be banned because as the ultimate symbol of repressice fascism it was even giving him apoplectic seizures.

And the UK charity Epilepsy Action said it had received over 23,000 calls from people who had suffered fits after seeing it.

A spokesman for Culture & Sports Monster Tessa Jowl - who is responsible for the logo - said today that people often had fits when something new and exciting came along and it was nothing to fret about.

But Professor Harding, who is an expert in cynical neuro-physiology has said "that is a load of old bollox".

The swastika logo incorporates both the Olympic and Paralytic Games, which is ironic as the latter is a showcase for athletes with severe drinking problems.

A Mr Christopher Fullers Ale told the press today that he rang BBC London 94.9FM to say he suffered a seizure while seeing £that daftasss Seb Coe" unfurl the logo.

Shortly after wards both he and his girlfriend suffered fits and needed hospital treatment.

"The logo came up on TV and I was thinking about the 1936 Germany Games where the swastika was ever prevalent....
and then I was out," he said.

Tessa Jowl has become incontinent.

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