A gilttering array of stars attended a Gala evening hosted by former Russian communal President Mikhail Gorbachev. The event was held to raise funds in aid of the charity namede after Gorbachev's late wife.
The gala occassion managed to raise £1 million by inviting some of the richest buggers in entertainment today.
Attendees included JK Rowling who wore a green low cut revealing strapless dress. Honestly at her age. She was hanging out I can tell you. Jemeima Khan was also there.
A society observer said, "Jemima kept asking everyone if they thought that her and Hugh would ever get back together. Most people there told her to get over it and move on. After that, she just got pissed on archers and sat in the corner stuffing herself with prawn volavents."
He went on, " Sir David Frost was really annoyed as he asked Jemima to save him a couple of sausage rolls but she just pigged the lot. Still, he cheered up when he saw JK Rowling hanging out of her dress"
Other attendees included Maggie Thatcher and Michael Portillo.
"The atmosphere must have been electric!" said an anonymous party goer,"Next year I'm gonna watch some paint dry".