Controversial modern artist Damien Hirst has revealed his latest creation to the world.
"Turd of life" is his latest existentialist offering and is expected to receive a rapturous response from the art world.
In an exclusive interview with TheSpoof.com, Damien gave us a brief background on just what inspired him to come up with "Turd of life":
"Basically, I was just walking along one of London's railway embankment's when I came across a tramp who was defacating on the pavement.
Like a bolt of lightening, I was filled with my usual inspiration, and the old creative juices began to flow!
I quickly scooped up the still steaming turd and rushed it back to my art gallery.
It's basically the same as when I found it, however I have added a few chunks of sweetcorn to add authenticity, and then I put it in a perspex display case.
I expect it to fetch at least £100m at auction"
Who would have thought that a common tramp pinching off his daily loaf could lead to such a wonderous piece of art?