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Tuesday, 29 May 2007

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The new BP-CBC contracts are worth $900 million

London - (Ass Mess): UK Prime Monster is visiting Libya and has told the press that thanks to his superb Corrupt Bastards Club connections oil giant BP has secured a $900 million natural gas exploration contract.

"Of course as a serving Prime Minister I shan't be getting a penny personally," Blair said today.

"Whatever happens after June 27 when I become a common man again, a mere backbencher MP, well that's anybody's guess!

"Suffice to say that my very good chum Muammar Gaddafi is a shrewd man and quite used to standard international business practices, including the appointment of foreign consultants to serve on reciprocal trade boards."

BP last held contracts in Libya in 1974 before the country severed all connections with the international Corrupt Bastards Club after a tiff with UK Prime Monster of the day Ted Heath.

"We are now beginning to develop an industry-standard CBC relationship with Libya," Mr Blair's spokesman said.

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