London - (Ass Mess): The UK's Daily Fascist newspaper has reported that there are 666 Irish criminals languishing in British jails who should be deported to somewhere where they can't inflict themselves on the UK taxpayer.
"We always suspected the Mark of the Beast connection with Irish criminality are here's your proof, 70 per cent proof Irish moonshine-swigging, work-shy moonlighting convicts," the Fascist tells readers today.
"Send them to the Vatican where they'll be welcomed with open arms trading opportunities! Or send them to Australia to mate with indigenous criminal females whose gene pool needs a bit of a stir."
A breakdown of other nationalities currently enjoying Her Majesty's pleasure are 290 Poles, 193 Portuguese, 188 Lithuanians, 162 French, 143 Germans, 147 Dutch, 144 Romanians, 113 Italians and 57 Cypriots.
"There are currently NO Americans, Mexcians, Russians or Chinese," the article continues.
"But in an equal opportunities society room is being made for these under-represented groups."