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Saturday, 26 May 2007

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Prince Charles haggles for his all important horseradish sauce

In a shock move, Prince Charles has decided to drop his title 'Prince of Wales' in favour of the title 'Prince of Darkness'.

Our royal correspondent caught up with the Prince yesterday, who said -

'It's the perks you see... what is the point of being the Prince of Wales when all they can offer me are a few leeks and a bunch of daffs now and then... the boss of 'Darkness', wherever the hell that is, has offered me a years subscription to Country Life, and a bucketful of horseradish sauce every fortnight, which is a much more attractive proposal to someone like me.'

Camilla is said to be 'ever so excited' at the prospect of visiting Darkness, as she likes their traditional music, particularly 'I believe in a thing called love' which she can often be heard humming as she pushes the hoover round Clarence House.

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