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Friday, 25 May 2007

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People openly using the back entrance

A pointless survey carried out by some market reasearchers has shown that more and more British men prefer to use the back door rather than the front. Research showed a twenty percent increase in males under twenty using the back door on last year.

One man said that he feels more excited using the back door but his wife prefers him to go round the front if at all possible.

"Sometimes I accidently go through the back door with out noticing. Before I know it I'm there."

Women showed that they don't mind their husbands nipping in through the back way but prefer them to go round the front.

Many women over thirty said that they would like it if their partners would use the back door when ever they like.

One woman commented by saying,

"I think it's far more familiar to go round the back. My husband makes more of a mess if he goes to the front."

The majority of home owners still prefer a partner to use the front door on a first visit and also to wipe their feet and take off their shoes before entering.

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