Written by Wildjesusfishkid
Print this

Friday, 25 May 2007

image for Blair Will Not Take Brown Up the EU
Gordon Brown: I will eat quavers

Tony Blair has announced that he will not be taking Gordon Brown to negotiations on the European constitution.

One of Blair's closest aides told us,

"You can't take him anywhere! The last time he took Gordon out, he just kept squirming in his seat saying that it was boring. He then had to rush to the toilet as he made himself sick after eating too many smokey bacon crisps and drinking too much fanta"

The Chancellor's office issued a statement outlining the growing rift between Tony and Gordon was growing ever wider after Gordon beat Tony at Hungry Hippos. Tony then wanted to make it the best of three but Gordon was having none of it.

Gordon Brown has said that Tony's attitude is childish and he won't talk to him until he says sorry. The Prime Minister is said to be planning a trip for himself and Gordon, to chessington but demands a rematch.

Make Wildjesusfishkid's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

More by this writer

View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story


Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!


What's 4 plus 2?

7 6 2 19
68 readers are online right now!

Go to top

We use cookies to give you the best experience on our website, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more