It has been announced today that there will be a major energy shake up in the both the Houses of Commons and Lords shortly.
Energy has been distinctly lacking in the Commons for the last ten years under Blair and is likely to continue for at least another million years if lethargic attitudes continue.
A Doctor loosely connected to medical what-have-you commented, "Let's face it, most of them are a bunch of apathetic whining babies not caring a monkey's about how the common man gets on, although many common men aren't worth much anyway."
Some politicians have come forward secretly saying that they have struggled with motivation and lacking energy due to the way they were brought up by their parents.
One embittered politician who wished to remain nameless mainly because nobody would know his name anyway said,
"It's alright for your cabinet minister or front benchers. They normally come from families with money behind them. They are the ones that give the rest of us hard working MP's a bad reputation. They wouldn't move if you put a rocket up their backsides. I've been told that they just hang around in gangs smoking funny fags and intimidating tax payers and playing with nipple clamps, rather than doing anything constructive."
The Lords tried to comment but forgot what they were talking about halfway through and then had to nip off to the toilet.