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Tuesday, 22 May 2007

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Banksy's latest masterpiece. "My best to date" says semi-anonymous artist

Hot on the heels of the success of his Great Britons award, graffiti artist Banksy, is at it again.

His six figure-summed hand is believed to be behind this elephant and critics say it's his best work to date.

A cock-a-hoop Banksy told our Arts Correspondent:

"I was so vibed up at winning the award that I snuck into London Zoo and done a quick elephant.

I think that it's one of my best too and if I can manage to nick the elephant some night, then it'll be on its way to a private collector in Japan before you can say Tracey Emin!"

But wild-life conservationist Terry Nut-Brittle says:

"This sort of thing is bang out of order. Why can't Banksy stick to keeping goal for England? That save he did against Pele in the 1970 World Cup should be enough for any man!

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