Sensational news breaking today from Buckingham Palace. First it was the Osbournes, then Katy and Peter let the cameras in, and now the latest docusoap to hit our screens will be the Windsors.
A clearly happy Queen told The Spoof after signing the deal:
"One is well made up by this move. It is going to be a warts 'n' all show and the makers want to pull no punches. So if the corgis shit everywhere, then so be it"
The Windsors (real name Saxe-Coburg Gotha) are just one of a host of celebrity clans queueing up to share their private lives with the nation.
Psychologist, Cuthbert Pilkington, tells us:
"It's a recent phenomenon that looks set to grow over coming years. People don't seem to care a hoot about what the public see, just so long as they get themselves on the telly"
Royal watcher and sycophantic arse, Tarquin Beaumont, gushes:
"Oh how simply splendid, devine and delicious!"
Expect to see the Windsors hit your screens in the Autumn schedules.