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Monday, 21 May 2007

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In a story we reported on last week, where researchers somewhere uncovered the not so shocking facts that George Bush is 98% Monkey.

SHOCKING new revelations reveal a monkey who shares 98% DNA with the President.

One expert says, "We found this Monkey swimming in oil, rich tasty oil. Somewhere in the middle east."

A White House spokesperson made this statement: "We do not have your Donkey and we will fix the microphones ASAP"

Some political experts believe George Bush will be released back into the wild and the Monkey will become the new President. The change over is expected for July, it is estimated.

One Political expert comments, "The monkeys getting higher figures in opinion polls. Even someone called Donkey reached 29% more then Mr Bush."

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