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Sunday, 20 May 2007

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Prince Harry

Following much discussion, Prince Harry's unit has finally deployed to Mahiki in London last Saturday night.

Harry, the third in line to the British throne, is a second lieutenant in the elite Blues and Royals regiment of the British Army`s Household Cavalry.

"I'm excited, I have trained hard for this, and I'm confident of doing my country proud.", Harry told reporters, downing a tequila shot while grabbing a passing boob.

Early on the unit was struck by multiple Improvised Explosive Cocktails.

There were reports that the prince was being deliberately targetted.

"Harry was in the thick of the action", said a fellow soldier. "He was cut off from the unit and completely sorrounded by hotties."

There was a noticeable increase in the strength and sophistication of the cocktails as the night progressed. "We suspect an external hand in this.", said the soldier.

As the mission drew to a close, the casualties were heavy with many being carried to safety.

The military had no official comment.

"We do not comment on ongoing missions", said an official spokesman.

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