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Sunday, 20 May 2007

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In a shock move Entemol, producers of the popular Big Brother reality TV show , have sacked presenter Davina McCall for not being pregnant in time for this years "show."

A spokesman commented, "Davina is contractually obliged to be heavily pregnant throughout the run of Big Brother. As she is clearly not pregnant, we have taken the difficult decision to sack her."

Davina's agent today condemned the decision by TV bosses is ludicrous and that Davina had taken the decision to not get pregnant this year deliberately.

Davina commented, "The show shouldn't be about the size of my stomach, it should be about the head-case lunatics wreaking havoc in the house."

Favourites to takeover Davina's role are Mylene Klass, who is heavily pregnant and Sarah Beeney, who has managed to fulfil her contractual pregnancy obligations for the last three years on her popular house renovation show, "Lactation, lactation, lactation."

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