Written by Cal Jennings
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Friday, 18 May 2007

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Cal Jennings still working at TheSpoof.com

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Dublin - TheSpoof.com writer, Cal Jennings, ran into some trouble with the Pagan writers at TheSpoof.com for writing an article that included a quote of a Bible verse.

"Have a taste of Thor's Hammer," said one The Spoof writer. "Double, double, toil and trouble," said another. After the majik words were spoken, POOF! Cal Jennings was turned into a lizard.

"It makes it very difficult to type," said Cal Jennings. "I just don't have the reach I had when I was human."

The Pagan Spoof writers giggled and cackled at the trouble they caused Cal Jennings. Jalepenoman, being the kind fellow he is, stepped in and offered to banish the curse.

"There's an inscription on Joseph Smith's tablet of gold that will remove the curse," said Jalepenoman, "but you'll have to pay me my $100 fee first."

Cal Jennings pointed out that he no longer had pockets, so Jalepenoman would just have to wait.

"No deal," said Jalepenoman, "You still haven't paid me for my $100 advice!"

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