London - (Rotters): Not content with spinning out the sicko fantasy of being the true author of all the Harry Potter books, serial plagiarist and fraudster Joanne Rowling today upped the stakes by wading into the abduction headlines of a four year old girl missing in a Portuguese holiday resort by offering a ££££s top up to a published reward.
Rowling has claimed in the Australian press that her 'philanthropy' has some comes from having once been married to a Portuguese TV journo who supposedly hails from near Praia da Luz where the current drama is centered.
And her 'affinity' to the area is further compounded she says because she 'also gave birth to her first child, Jessica, in Portugal'.
But Rowling is one massive fantasist fibber whose own whoppers about the Harry Potter authoriship are on a par with the WMD fantasy spread by Lord Levy.
"This is cynicism run riot," the rightful author of the Harry Potter books told the police today as they reassured her everything was on course to arrest and charge Rowling at the same time as Tony Cash-for-Honors Blair.
"She's just hogging the headlines, milking it for all it's worth because she knows that when it's over, then it's totally over for her and her gang."
And in the holiday resort where the child went missing the locals praised the selfless the attention grabbing Tony Cronies who also waded in to cash in on the free headlines, pledging their £££s while the cameras continued rolling.