Drowning Street - (Ass Mess): It's very nearly ruined his career. Smeared him with insults. Lampooned his credibility. Rubbished his spin. Derided his motives. And almost every day told the world that he's an utter tosser not to be trusted with a dead buderigar let alone the lives of UK service personnel fighting for Big Oil and the GOP in the land of the heathen.
And that's just on a good day.
Yes, it's TheSpoof.com.
And now Blair has launched a seething tirade at the parody site that's shredded him to pieces for pointing out what's pretty effing obvious to everybody except the crooks who've paid him to become his Lords of misrule.
"I'm cracking down, that's what I'm doing," our Tone has told cohorts at No 10 amid cackles of laughter and hoots of derision.
"They can't do this to me, I'm not some feeble John Major about to get his arse kicked in over pernicious sleaze.
"I'm bringing back Alistair, that's exactly what I'm doing. Oh yes, he'll show 'em! Manage my PR, write a few speeches, maybe fix it for me to score the winning goal at Cup Final on Saturday!
"When I go out it'll be to deafening applause. Tony Blair: Victoria Cross. Congressional Medal of Honor. Legion d'Honneur and maybe an Oscar.
"And those slimebags that call themselves satirists, I'll fix 'em good and proper.
"So just you wait and see how sorry you'll all gonna feel."
And somewhere in the fortress of the Crown Prosecution Service secure wing storage vaults a CPS prosecutor laughed himself silly after finishing reading the very last page of the 5 million page dossier called Cash-for-Honors.........