CCN (Crazy Cal News) - U.K. - Today, an article on TheSpoof.com entered by Felix Minderbinder got his quote by Tony Blair wrong. In his article, Tony Blair Says He Will "Take Down" George Bush if Charged with War Crimes, Felix made an honest mistake in misquoting Blair.
In actuality, the quote should have read Blair Says He Will "Go Down On" George Bush.
Tony Blair was actually referring to his upcoming wedding to President George Bush. Felix, having had one two many at the pub, just got the facts wrong. His alcoholic stupor led him to make other mistakes in the article, "If anyone has the nuts to charge me with war crimes, you can be sure that I will implicate that bozo [George] Bush too," he stated at an impromptu news conference at a London tube station. "I can't wait to get the hell out of here and leave this mess to that poof Gordon Brown."
What was actually said is, "If anyone has the nuts to charge me with war crimes, I'll lick his nuts and George Bush's too." and "I can't wait to get to the chapel to marry George Bush now that I have left that poof Gordon Brown."
We at TheSpoof.com sincerely apologize for any confusion this might have caused. Felix has now been put in restraints and fed a diet of black coffee to try to keep something like this from happening again.