Trimdon Colliery - (Rotters): Amid a torrent of weasel words that saw Prime Monster Tony Blair heap praise on himself and the Bush Family Evil Empire's UK mobster cartels that he has controlled for over a decade the Metropolitan Police's Serious and Organised Crime division has announced the date when it will drag him kicking and screaming, handcuffed and manacled from Number 10 into the new seat of power specially reserved for him at HMP Belmarsh jail.
"We anticipate arresting and charging Blair under the Treason and Felony Act on the tenth anniversary of his signing a Goldman Sax-sourced $100 million cheque in favor of a Mr O Bin Laden & Co, c/o The Riggs Bank, Bogota," said a spokesman.
"For those who have seen that cheque the date is obvious.
"It's taken us a long time to nail the tosser.
"And now our US counterparts can complete the task by letting Special Prosecutor Patrick FitzGerald impeach the Bushes on treason conspiracy charges.
"We look forward to the best televised news coverage in the history of broadcasting of the two interliked events coming to a screen close to you.
"And to paraphrase the words of the late, great Harry S Truman the f*** stops right here."
Lord Levy is comatose with anticipation.