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Monday, 7 May 2007

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London - (Ass Mess): Triple Michelin starred chef Gordon Ramsey is urging the English restaurant-going chattering classes to "start eating whoresmeat" like their French cousins over the Channel.

Ramsey has claimed whorsemeat is tasty and nutritious and is already part of the national diet "if only the idiots knew what they were really eating in their supermarket-bought cook-and-chill dinners".

"What the hell do those f****rs think happened to Shergar?" the celebrity chef demanded at a press conference launching his tasty Cornish Pasty takeaways.

"I've eaten whorse", Ramsey swaid today, "and very tasty it is too. Plenty of iron in it and half the fat of beef and far more Omega 3 essential fatty acids!"

Ramsey has claimed that whoresmeat is "slightly gamey" as opposed to "slightly on-the-gamey" and "packed with proteins".

Spokesmen for the English Whores Society and the British Thoroughbred Whores Association said today that knowing what to do with surplus stock is always a worry for the equine industry which relies on glue factories when offloading its excess.

"But there's plenty of room in a saturated market for some of these old no-hopers to end up in a Gordon Ramsey own-brand takeaway.

"We're with him all the way o this one."

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