Written by matthatt
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Topics: England, Ass, Illegal

Friday, 4 May 2007

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An artist's impression of what a bottom could potentially look like.

Details of a new door to door scam have been revealed, showing just how easy it is for people to be duped on their very own doorsteps.

Apparently several individuals have been going door to door, asking householders to reveal their bottoms.

Consumer watchdogs from the Office for Buying Off Traders, OffBot, have warned us all "do NOT, under any circumstances, show them your arse. It is a scam; they are only doing it to see your bottom.

Tony Blair made an announcement, stating that his last job as Prime Minister would be to ensure these arse snoopers would be tracked down and penalised to the full extent of the law.

He added that Cherie Blair had been caught out by these rogues whilst spending the weekend with friends in Luton. The Prime Ministers wife said in a statement " I just wish someone had warned before, I feel so cheap and dirty now"

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