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Topics: Terrorism, MI5

Thursday, 3 May 2007

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Terror Rappers?

The Conservative leader David Cameron lead calls for a public inquiry into the hip hop rappers investigation, following on from yesterday's outrage at terror rappers sentence.

"Why weren't West Yorkshire police alerted to the clandestine rapping" he demanded to know. Tony Blair hit back saying "West Yorkshire Police were notified back in January that rides had been pimped."

Irrelevant

"Ah!" Said Mr Cameron "but did they know the extent of the pimping that was going on?" Gordon Brown rose in defence of the Labour leader saying "The extend of pimping of ones ride is irrelevant only that the pimping took place but the Police were powerless to act due to lack of evidence"

The smelly one

His comments upset Mr Cameron who leapt to the platform saying "But MI5 had clear photographic evidence of Ranseed Khan (known to his friend as the smelly one) pimping with all manor of leopard skin seat covers, shiny objects and upgrading his sound system to stadium PA proportions." This caused uproar on the conservative benches, shouts of incompetence where deafening until the speaker restored order.

Dismissed

Mr Cameron added "Plus we know MI5 scientists detected ultra low bass frequencies that are a tell tale sign of hip hop activity in the Yorkshire area" He sat down while Mr Brown took to the stand again and dismissed his claim by saying "Nonsense these ultra low frequencies could be the result of Jade Goody doing a workout in Essex. She has already been served with an ASBO for causing the earth tremors in the south east last week"

Mr Cameron was clearly at a loss as he turned to his scientific advisors who were nodding in agreements that Mr Brown's explanation was entirely viable. With this he took to the stand one last time and said "Oh get stuffed fatty!"

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