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Wednesday, 2 May 2007

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Fish Chips & Peas. The new sensation

A new book is sweeping all before it and is set to be top of the best sellers before the week is out.

The long awaited follow up to Eats Shoots and Leaves is called Fish Chips and Peas and its set to do for food what its predecessor did for writing.

Author, Fred Shread, told us.

"I just saw the success of ES&L and though if I could come up with something like that then I'd be bloody minted. Then it came to me; Fish Chips and Peas has a very similar ring to it so why not?

I got in touch with a publisher and the rest is history. It has a forward by Harry Ramsden and the technical consultant is none other than Gordon "Fucking" Ramsay"

Some readers may know Ramsay better as that foul-mouthed fu**er who runs them posh restaurants in that there London"

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