Written by Danny Buckle
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Topics: Terrorism, Rap

Tuesday, 1 May 2007

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Five Al Qaeda terrorists have been found guilty of breaking Britain's controversial anti hip hop laws. They were sentenced today at the old Bailey under section 16 prevention of rap act.

In his summing up Mr Justice Jones said "You have betrayed the education system that gave you every opportunity to articulate and punctuate correctly. Instead you intended to provoke ordinary folk with your incomprehensible use of the English language and gesticulations." He went on. I have no alternative but to sentence you to a year in the care of Stephen Fry.

Abu Akhmed Camel Faqir representing the defence commented "It's an outrage. My clients will be appealing against this rotten decision. They weren't doing anyone any harm with their rapping."

Mr Blackwell representing the Crown prosecution service said "Rap is Crap. It's no good and it must be nipped in da bud" He was immediately arrested and will be sentenced on Tuesday.

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