Idiots queued for hours last night outside Top Shop to buy the latest tat at over inflated prices all for the sake of fashion. The new Kate Moss collection launched at top shop has caused quite a stir amongst fashion twerps.
Chloe from Kensignton said "Yes like I've got to have the Kate Moss label" when asked why she said "I dunno, maybe because everyone else wants it" I asked Chloe if she was stupid she said "Yes I probably am. I just can't help myself. I've got to have designer labels because I have no mind of my own. What can I say I'm just a dim wit fashion victim"
I stopped another lame brain called Martine, clutching a Top Shop bag and asked her what she'd bought she giggled "I got this thing" What is it I asked "I'm not sure but it cost me £50" When I asked "why on earth did you pay £50 for something you have no idea what it is" she said "Because it's got Kate Moss on the label. She's great isn't she?" "No" I replied. "She's just as thick as you. After all she goes out with that dim shit Pete Doherty who is a total waste of a pair of kidneys"
Not impressed with my comments Martine staggered away on her white stilettos flicking her hair extensions as plugged her ipod into her empty head.
So there you have it, frenzied scenes at one of Britain's best retailers. It just goes to show there's no shortage of knob heads to sell your old crap to so long as you get a stick thin model to endorse it.
Danny Buckle, The Spoof. Good Night!