Foreign Secretary Jack Straw looks a bit creepy, according to Croydon housewife Iris Little. "He looks a bit scary, it's as if there is something of the devil in him. Look at his smug little face, he has the kind of warped visage that attracts lynch mobs."
She went on to say "I'm not saying he's a pervert or anything, but you wouldn't want to leave him alone with your kids, or anyone's kids for that matter."
Jack Straw (57) has been a government minister since Labour took power in 1997, holding the posts of Home Secretary and Foreign Secretary, two of the most prominent roles in Government and as of yet no questions have been asked about his creepyness. According to Mrs Little "Something should be done!"
Mr Straw was unavailable for comment.