Third in line to the British Throne, Prince Harry, said today that if he isn't allowed to go to Iraq, he will "drag my sorry ass out of the Army". Harry, 23, dragged his sorry ass into the Army in 2005, when he entered the Royal Military Academy Sandhurst. In 2003, he dragged his sorry ass across the world to Africa after getting rubbish results at Eton College, where it has been alleged that teachers helped him pass his exams.
More recently, Prince Harry and his sorry ass have been in trouble when they dressed up as Nazis at a friend's party and when he punched a reporter who said Hello to him.
An Army chap told our reporter that the Army didn't want Harry to go to Iraq because terrorists had threatened to target him and his sorry ass, and this would put his fellow soldiers and their sorry asses in danger. "His Highness and His Highness' Royal Sorry Ass should remain firmly on British soil".