Written by Cal Jennings

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Thursday, 26 April 2007

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An Abrasive Gordon Brown

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - London - Yesterday, Gordon Brown extorted the Scottish National Party, or SNP, for oil. He warned the SNP that if they took rights over their own oil, their £30 billion that Scotland receives every year from the Treasury.

"Take back your oil, and I'll see you ba*tards starve if I have anything to do with it," Brown shouted.

Gordon Brown was schooled at the George W. Bush School of Scaremongering.

Alex Salmond said, "Gordon Brown can huff and puff, but the plain fact is that business people are not backing Labour in this election - Labour's flagging campaign is reduced to hiding behind front organizations."

Immediately after Salmond's statement, Gordon Brown huffed and puffed and blew Salmond's house in.

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