Written by Lee Wyatt
Print this

Wednesday, 25 April 2007

image for Rolf to Paint Queen Nude
The Queen

Rolf Harris was today announced as the artist who will paint the nude portrait of HRH Queen Elizabeth.

The Bearded Australian will paint as the Queen sits in the nuddy with legs akimbo.

A Buckingham Palace spokesman today confirmed "After Rolf's successful painting of the queens 80th birthday portrait, he has been commissioned to paint her in the buff".

An emergency body hair wax kit was ordered by a palace shopper and it is thought her off Eastenders who's got the salon will do the removal of hair.

Royal Correspondent for BBC Nicholas Nickleby said "i would love to see the queens clout".

Rolf was unavailable for comment as had taken his Kangaroo to the vet.

Make Lee Wyatt's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

More by this writer

View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story


Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!


What's 2 multiplied by 2?

6 4 25 21
63 readers are online right now!

Go to top

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more