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Wednesday, 25 April 2007

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The Queen

Rolf Harris was today announced as the artist who will paint the nude portrait of HRH Queen Elizabeth.

The Bearded Australian will paint as the Queen sits in the nuddy with legs akimbo.

A Buckingham Palace spokesman today confirmed "After Rolf's successful painting of the queens 80th birthday portrait, he has been commissioned to paint her in the buff".

An emergency body hair wax kit was ordered by a palace shopper and it is thought her off Eastenders who's got the salon will do the removal of hair.

Royal Correspondent for BBC Nicholas Nickleby said "i would love to see the queens clout".

Rolf was unavailable for comment as had taken his Kangaroo to the vet.

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