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Wednesday, 25 April 2007

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Tony Blair today refused to accept leeks as part of the five a day.

Speaking in his monthly cycle, Blair, 22, denied that the welsh vegetable should ever be considered in Great Britain's 5 a day fruit and veg.

"Its an absolute outrage" said welsh person Tommy Sheepsarsexy."it shouldn't be allowed".

Meanwhile a downing street spokesman confirmed "Mr Blair does not want any leeks in the 5 a day range".

And in a related move it is thought that Mr Blair will next ban Parsnips and sprouts.

"Mr Blair is currently looking at other vegetables we can prohibit" the spokesman confirmed.

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