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Wednesday, 25 April 2007

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Tony Blair Holding George Bush's Hand

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - London - Today, after a meeting at the New World Order headquarters, Prime Minister Tony Blair was seen holding President George W. Bush's hand and congratulating him for penning the Prevention of Terrorism Act.

Tony Blair told President Bush, "I thought we would get in trouble after we passed the law, but your wording it as the Prevention of Tourism worked out GREAT for us. Now we can detain and torture any tourist we please, and all because of you."

Prime Minister Blair was all smiles as he held his husband-to-be's hand. "The two are obviously deeply in love," said the reporter, "You can tell by the gleam in his eyes when he looks at Georgie."

After the meeting, the two rushed to a hotel to have gay sex. No word yet on what Blair will wear at the wedding. Stay tuned to The Spoof for continuing coverage.

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