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Tuesday, 24 April 2007

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Jedi Knight Yokel, Descendant of Yoda

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - London - Today, after finding that they were left out of the Holy War, the Jedi Knights, supported by Rev. Al Sharpton and Rev. Jesse Jackson, petitioned The Spoof for discrimination.

The Jedi spokesman, Yokel, descendant of Yoda, quoted Fergus McCarthy in his complaint:

"Love, Hope, Peace, Buddha, Allah, Roy Keane, The Queen Mudder, Hybrid cars, The fact Americans are limited to voting Texans in to office for only eight years, Chester, Ole Gunnar Solskaer, Shark nets, Electricity, Charles Darwen, John Logie Baird, Antilock brakes, Insulin, Shatterproof windows, Charities that help the poor, destitute, and generally f**king abandonded and left to rot by the Lord Jesus Christ."

"The Jedi never once did he mention," exclaimed Yokel, "and a religion too, we are!"

No word yet as to whether the Jedi will be represented by the NAACP or LULAC, though LULAC is favored 10/1 because Yokel is an illegal alien.

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