Written by Cal Jennings
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Saturday, 21 April 2007

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Many of these doctors are now jobless.

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - U.K. - In an effort to improve labor statistics in the U.K, Tony Blair is having all jobless doctors to be shipped overseas.

"I'm tired of hearing how I've betrayed the Labour Party," said Prime Minister Blair, "The numbers resulting from this move should improve my image significantly."

Prime Minister Blair stated that his next move would be to ship all unemployed actors overseas.

"When I finish exporting all the jobless, my record as Prime Minister will be more than adequate. The Labour Party should be quite pleased."

Prime Minister Tony Blair said that exporting the jobless will also make the U.K. safer for his upcoming wedding to Bush.

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