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Thursday, 19 April 2007

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"his manhood had suddenly gone soft before dropping off altogether"

London - (Ass Mess): Prince Wiliam's waxwork at the famous London Madam Tussaud's Museum appears to have suddenly de-tumesced after the 24 year old son of the Pretender to the Throne got dumped by Kate Middleton.

A Museum spokesman told reporters today that "the rather over-optimistically proportioned exhibit's genital area has inexplicably melted during the last few days.

"A routine maintenance check this morning found that his manhood had suddenly gone soft before dropping off altogether.

"The last time we saw a similar phenomenon of inexplicable spontaeous waxwork meltdown was earlier in the year when Britney's mannequin started exhibiting mysterious stigmata after internet blog sites rubbished her publicity-seeking vagina."

The Museum has not decided whether it will now recast an entirely new William exhibit, tag on a newly molded genital area or just stuff some old socks down the mannequin's trousers.

"We might have to wait and see until the next sucker .... er....until the next girlfriend comes along before making a decision."

Camilla is 69.

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