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Thursday, 19 April 2007

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London - (Ass Mess): In the ultimate two-fingers-up-yours gesture to Prince Wiliam and the Royal Family Kate Middleton is to auction nude pictures of herself next month.

The House of Windsor will have the opportunity - at last! -to take home a memento of the 25 year old's glittering career as a former royal fag-hag when rare shots of her are auctioned in London, always assuming they can afford the price of course.

The pictures include two horsey studies in a Lady Godiva pose astride a chestnut thoroughbred at the Royal Stud near Sandringham, Norfolk.

Another pic shows Kate having a bikini wax styled and dyed in the shape of the Order of the Garter.

A spokesman for Sufferbys auction house hailed Kate as a "cultural icon and undeniably the most influential old slapper ever to have dumped one of the House of Windsor's old gargoyles in our day".

A color catalogue is available from the auctioneers.

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