Written by Cal Jennings
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Tuesday, 17 April 2007

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Blair Ecsatic About Bush's Proposal

Today, Tony Blair received a wedding proposal from President George W. Bush. The letter stated that President Bush has had enough of Laura and he wanted to be with the one person who supported him on all the tough issues.

Part of the letter read:

My Deerist Tony,

Lara and I have decided to split up. Even she doesn't support my akshuns eney more. I luv yoo and I won't to be with you frum now own. Pleez aksept my prupozal ov marraige. We'll haf ta do it in yur kuntry bekauz they outlawd gay marige in myne.

Blair responded immediately with a hearty, "Yes, yes, YES!"

When asked about how she felt about their failing marriage, First Lady Laura Bush told the BBC in an interview, "I think that's plenty. Eight years is a long time."

The wedding will be aired internationally on "NWO TV." No date has been set as of yet.

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