Washington DC - (Ass Mess): A desperate UK Chancellor Gordon Brown managed a 45 minute meeting at the White House with George W Bush today amid frantic horse-trading in diplomatic circles about what will happen to cabinet minister when UK Prime Monster Tony Blair is arrested and charged by the cash-for-honors probe cops.
Last week UK press sources said that the Metropolitan police is sitting firmly on 20 tonnes of documentary evidence compiled over 30 years about George Bush's role in soliciting UK security services' collusion with Northern Ireland thugs, terrists, child molestors and assorted felons across the criminal spectrum.
This evidence is held in a strong room in a South West London location that makes Fort Knox look like a children's piggy bank.
UK press sources also said that the US has been putting massive pressure on the UK Ministry of Defence as well as MI5 and MI6 spooks via Bush's embassy rent-boy Ambassador Robert 'Katie' Holmes Tuttle.
They want the return of the dossiers which former Met Commissioner Lord Stevens has amassed in readiness for the May public hearing which will lay bare Bush's gangster career since the 1963 assassination of JFK.
The collusion crimes were committed under his preferred brand names of the IRA and were commissioned by Bush Junior on behalf of the Vatican and Nazi war crime cartels masquarading as the House of Windsor.
Other brand names in Europe and elsewhere that Bush used were Bader Meinhof, Red Brigade, Carlos the Jackass, ETA, PLFP, Hamas, Falun Gong and many others too numerous to mention.
Last week UK police sources told the press that they had strenuously resisted returning the dossiers because so many of them ended up being destroyed on Bush's orders.
"In some cases we have handed them back and they have been shredded. The pressure on us is growing and it has got to the stage where we have told them:
"WHAT part of the word NO don't you understand?"
Tonight the Bush Administration's chief drum beater Karl Rove is at a loss to explain why he destroyed vital emails which the Senate has subpoenaed in the enquiry about Attorney General Alberto Gonzales' firing of US attorneys.
And back at the White House a frantic Bush is grappling with the Sword of Damocles that he too cannot escape once the UK cops lay bare the Poodle Brothers' ignominous terror careers.
Dick Cheney remains incontinent.
But Special Prosecutor Fitzie walks tall!