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Monday, 9 April 2007

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TV Studios, London - (Ass Mess): Royal Navy sailor Faye Turney has defended her decision to sell her topless Iran photos for a reputed six figure sum after the Ministry of Defence caved in and accepted the standard 15% agency fee.

Faye told a press conference today about her decision:

"I think the world should see me as I really was:

"Stripped to my knickers in a filthy Tehran sell.

"Measured up for a ghastly 44DD Sharia Law-issue underwired bra.

"And photographed smoking a nasty roll-up to make me look like some overweight Kate Moss.

"I was petrified.

"But now that my topless hellhole pics are to be published the money will go some way to make me feel better about the whole thing.

"My mates aboard HMS Cornwall will get a cut so it's not like I'm some sort of gold-digger, hey!"

At the Admiralty Pub in Whitehall Second Sea Lord Rear Vice Admiral Adrian Johns said Ms Turney's fellow captives would also be given an opportunity to sell their nude pics and that the MoD was negotiating on their behalf with Hallo Sailorboy! magazine.

"It's just a but of cash on the side, nothing to fret about dear boy!"

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