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Friday, 6 April 2007

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Silver medallists at the 2004 Olympics

Port Talbot - (ReUterus): Plaid Cymru offcials are up in arms over German prosecutors charging a 44 year old Turkish national with animal cruelty after her was caught on video shagging a flock of sheep in the Wiesbaden area.

"Under EU regulations the man must go free," Welsh Nationalist Rhodri Morgan.

"Sheep shagging is an official Welsh olympic sport funded by the European Union since 2001.

"Contestants for the Beijing Olympics have been training hard all over Europe and their efforts monitored by funding bodies.

"This Turkish chappie is sponsored by none other than Neil Kinnock, one of the sport's official Grand Masters.

"We think his chances of an olympic gold medal may have been seriously compormised."

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