Written by Martin Gooseflesh
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Wednesday, 4 April 2007

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Tony Blair today showing off his own TONY BRIGHT smile.

Soon to be former Prime Minister, Tony Blair, today unveiled plans to launch his own brand of toothpaste.

The product, to be called TONY BRIGHT, is said to give you the whitest, cheesiest grin known to mankind, minty fresh breath and fight against cavities, gum disease and everything else you would expect of a toothpaste. However it has one major difference from other similar products.

An extra ingredient called flimflamadol gives the user the ability to instantly make the majority of people believe whatever they say on any subject.

Mr. Blair told a press conference: "I invented this product in the late '80's and have been actively using it since 1994. I can't praise it highly enough."

However he did acknowledge a slight flaw in the formula, admitting that the product's effectiveness only lasts for about ten years or so. After which time people will start to realise that what you have been saying was in fact a load of old toot. He added that his company was working to perfect the formula but saw no reason why sales should be affected.

TONY BRIGHT toothpaste is expected to be in shops early next year.

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