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Tuesday, 3 April 2007

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Drowning Street - (Disaster Press): UK Prime Monster Tony Blair said today the next 48 hours are crucial to save him, his gargoyle wife Cherie and the entire Labour Party from the gallows.

The announcement comes as Iran's ayatollahs turn up the heat on detained Royal Navy personnel whose parade on Iran Big Brother TV continues to shock by the lack of a send off as set out in traditional reality formula.

But behind the scenes a worse disaster unfolds as officers from the Met Police anti-corruption unit prepare to lynch Blair in the cash-for-peerages fiasco.

"It could be Good Friday," a spokesman said as one hundred pantechnicons of IRA evidence are wheeled out of storage in readiness to shaft the Bush Administration's top UK rent boy.

Of particular interest is a $20 million backhander from US congressional sources that Blair laundered in 1999 to help pay for Ahmadinejad's election 'expenses'.

Experts agree most of that dosh came from the Saddam's Oil-for-Fraud agreement brokered by Blair on a 10% commission.

Lord Levy is under sedation.

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