Written by Barry Subchimp
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Tuesday, 13 January 2004

IT HAS been revealed that jailed serial killer, Harold Shipman was murdered in his cell by the prison doctor late last night.

Shipman was found hanging in his cell and pronounced dead at 8.10am this morning, and prison officers recovered a note from the former GP's evil shirt pocket.
But some eight hours later, suspisions were raised by a keen-eyed young warden, who had attended all six years of secondary school and read the note by accident.

The note, written in brown crayon, read: "I, Shippy, hereby top myself and leave all my medical gear to me, . . . . . . I mean Dave, off ward nine, who is innocent."

Dr David 'the Eagle' Davidson has since been identified as an admirer of Shipman's work, and had been looking to emulate him and his achievements.

He has since been arrested for several other hundred unexplained deaths at the prison.

Right-wing tabloid satelite channel Sky News, have yet to take notice of the fact, being too busy demanding the death sentence for Davidson.

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