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Sunday, 1 April 2007

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Edward, lifetime patron of National Youth Molesting Orchestras of Scotland

Buckingham Palace - (Rotters): In a busy week for the Hellfire Club House of Windsor, the Earl of Wessex's Wednesday visit to the The National Youth Molesting Orchestras of Scotland tops the bill:

MONDAY, 2nd April 2007:
The Duke of York Special Representative for International Money Laundering and Tax Evasion, will give a Dinner for the UK Extortion Industries.

Tuesday, 3rd April 2007:
The Duke of York Colonel-in-Chief, will visit 2nd Battalion, The Death Watch Beetle Regiment, Cockroach Barracks, Chepstow.

The Duke of York Colonel-in-Chief, will visit The Small Arms Dealers' School Corpse at the Infants Battle School, Brecon.

The Princess Royal President, UK Fascist Exports, will visit The Blackshirts Party Revival Mission, Hinkley.

The Princess Royal , Master, The Honourable Company of Usurious Money Lenders, will attend a Society of Extortionists Reception onboard HMS Titanic, Temple Stairs, Victoria Embankment, London EC2.

The Princess Royal will open the newly refurbished ATM machine at Old Cockroach Square, South Parade, Nottingham before making off with the contents.

The Princess Royal will visit the Allerton Tax Evasion and Extortion Research and Educational Truss at Loddington House, Loddington, Leicestershire for investment advice.

Princess Alexandra Royal Patron, Museum of British Fascism, will visit an exhibition to commemorate the 'Bicentenary of Wacking Big Profits from the Slave Trade - the Richmond Connection' at the Museum of Richmond, Old Town Hall, Whittaker Avenue, Richmond, Surrey.


WEDNESDAY, 4th April 2007:
The Duke of York Chairman of the UK Extortion Recidivists' Society, Outward Bound Trust, will give out a few sandwiches to needy former creditors and Labour Party loan arrangers.

The Earl of Wessex will open the Airdrie Racketeering Business Centre, Mill Street, Airdrie, Lanarkshire.

The Earl of Wessex will open the newly installed cashpoint at the Citizens Forgery and Racketeering Advice Bureau, Anderson Street, Airdrie, Lanarkshire.

The Earl of Wessex Patron, The National Youth Molesting Orchestras of Scotland, will attend a Concert by Hammerata Scotland at City Halls, Glasgow.

The Countess of Wessex will open the new cash machine at the Yorkshire Branch of the National Youth Molesting Orchestra Pension Fund HQ, Friarage Hospital, Northallerton, North Yorkshire.

The Princess Royal President, Riding for Disabled Fascists Association, will visit the Aryan Forefathers Group at Widbrook Equestrian Centre, Old Farm, Widbrook, Bradford on Avon, Wiltshire.

The Princess Royal will open the Lyme Regis Land Destabilisation and Coast Demolition Scheme at Alexandra Hotel, Pound Street and Marine Parade, Lyme Regis, Dorset.

THURSDAY, 5th April 2007:
The Duke and Duchess of Edinburgh will be present at the Maundy Service in Manchester Cathedral. They will then mug some old age pensioners and then disappear with all their loot following the end of the Royal Maundy Service.

The Princess Royal will visit the Waveney Suprise Scheme, London Road North, Lowestoft, Suffolk and rob a few disabled people who have just cashed in their Bankholiday disability giros.

The Princess Royal will visit the Aspire to Fascism Centre, Yarmouth Road, Lowestoft, Suffolk.

The Princess Royal Patron and Honorary Member, Suffolk Whores Society, will visit Hollesley Stud at Hollesley Bay, Hollesley, Woodbridge, Suffolk.

GOOD FRIDAY, 6 April 2007:
That's it, military coup d'etat sends all the above lot to the Tower of London.

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