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Sunday, 1 April 2007

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Drowning Street - (Foolsday Press): In a bid to shore up the Asian sympathy vote UK Prime Monster Tony Blair has offered to wear a traditional headscarf on a live Al-Jazeera TV interview while apologising for the Royal Navy straying into troubled Iranian waters.

The specially-commissioned head covering is the brainchild of a Foreign Office stink tank that previously advised UK arms manufacturer BAe Systems to ply the Saudis with high-class hookers like Heather Mills to secure the legendary billion-dollar contracts kitting out the Saudi Arabian military.

Blair is ready to be interviewed by David Frost armed with nothing more sinister than the ubiquitous sliced onion in his lapel pocket should other special effects prove insufficient to convey the depths of his sincerity.

The interview is pencilled in for Monday.

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