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Tuesday, 27 March 2007

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Dumping the Clintons ahead of the visit

Buckingham Palace - (Rioters): As a major arselicking favor to the Bush Administration the minions in charge of the Buckingham Palace website have deleted all photographs of Bill and Hillary Clinton's official visits to the UK during the time of the Arkansas governorship and both White House administrations.

Save for one weensy pic taken in December 2000, after Bush2 had already slimed his way on a US Supreme Court majority decision.

The move comes afer feverish plea-bargaining by US Ambassador to the UK Robert 'Katie' Holmes Tuttle who is the London mastermind behind the Hellfire Club proposed Royal State Visit to the Bushes in May this year.

The website is replete with Hellfire affiliates' photos including George Bush Senior, Richard Nixon, Gerald Ford and Dumbass himself in a PR exercise of the shallowest proportions.

But eight years of US Democrat rule have been excised from royal hystery, maybe for ever.

A Buck House lackey who refused to identify himself said today: "It was the usual $$$$ fee that secured this little arrangement. Pity the poor f***ers who then got caught for it in the cash-for-honors scam. Bleedin' amateurs, it's their own bloody fault."

Lord Levy is under sedation.

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