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Topics: Alcohol, Booze

Monday, 26 March 2007

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England is beautiful in the summer.

This time of year sees the shift from indoor alcohol related deaths to outdoor alcohol related deaths in the UK.

A spokesperson from The National Society of Clearing away bloated corpses from the streets of England says "we are expecting a sharp rise in the amount of dead chavs this year from last year".

With this in mind the British Government have ensured that there will be enough WKD and 3 litre bottles of White Lightening for every man, woman and child in the UK.

"We want to remind everyone to drink plenty and stay in the sun for as long as possible to stay healthy," said a government spokesman.

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