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Sunday, 25 March 2007

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The weather, it's happening right now!

England, March 2007, the weathermen are breathing a sigh of relief today as the clocks went forward signalling the start of the great British Spring time, closely followed by what most hope will be a Summer, as is sometimes the case.

The reason for this meteorological collective exhaling? The weather of course!

Most weather reporters agree that the weather is here, once and for all, at last.

Michael Fish, weather controller and high wizard of the forecasting arts, has said he can confirm what the younger wizards are saying, the weather is definitely here. "It's been a long wait" he continued "but we now finally have it"

Francis (the pixie) on SkyTV said he will be getting his instrument out to double check, give it a quick rub and get back to us, but he agrees with his great uncle Fish, the weather is here, "my fluffy bits say so" he kindly informed us.

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